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  • Berthold Baumann
    Berthold Baumann    Group moderator
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    You may live in Canada, if …
    · If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.
    · If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
    · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
    · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in
    Canada. (**Ahem - you know who you are!**)
    · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
    · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
    · If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
    · If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in
    Canada.
    · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
    · If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
    · If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
    · If the speed limit on the highway is 80km and you're going 90 but everybody is passing you, you may live in
    Canada.
    · If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
    · If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.
    · If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
    · If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada.
    · If you spend more money for a snowmobile than you do for a car, you may live in Canada.

    If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada!
    • 24 Aug 2010, 9:17 pm
  • Jürgen Weber
    Jürgen Weber    Premium Member
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    Re: You may live in Canada, if …
    I will!
    Great and real jokes.
    • 28 Aug 2010, 12:07 pm
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  • Berthold Baumann
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    Re^3: You may live in Canada, if …
    Hallo,

    ich weiß gar nicht, warum ihr das lustig findet? Stimmt doch alles!


    Berthold
    • 29 Aug 2010, 10:27 pm
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  • Karyn Weston
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    Re^5: You may live in Canada, if …
    Tahnks for bringing back some good memories:)!

    Karyn
    • 02 Sep 2010, 08:32 am
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  • Lutz Woyack
    Lutz Woyack
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    Re^7: You may live in Canada, if …
    when reading this,
    I'm wondering, what I do in Germany... :-P
    • 02 Sep 2010, 8:20 pm
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