We, who join this group, appreciate comedy in all of its glory and hereby swear to laugh only when the joke is funny or we are trying to score points with either a boss or someone really, really "hot".
We will not steal another member's joke unless there is a good chance they will never find out.
We will treat every other member with respect unless we're having a good day and they don't deserve our respect anyway.
We will work to spread the goodness of humor unless we are having a bad hair day or we just don't feel like it.