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  Alexander Baron von Engelhardt    Group moderator

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  CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

  Dear fellow expats,
  
  Since Feb no funnie? Oh what a sober community! Here is my contribution from my latest legal newsletter on topics of concern for the expat in Germany.
  
  
  CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
  For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
  
  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
  than Americans.
  
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
  than Americans.
  
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
  attacks than Americans.
  
  4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
  fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
  fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  CONCLUSION:
  Eat and drink what you like.
  Speaking English is apparently what kills you
  
  • 11 Jul 2008, 08:11 am
  Alexander Baron von Engelhardt wrote: > Dear fellow expats, > > Since Feb no funnie? Oh what a sober community! Here is my > contribution from my latest legal newsletter on topics of concern for > the expat in Germany. > > > CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? > For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on > nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those > conflicting medical studies. > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks > than Americans. > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks > than Americans. > > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart > attacks than Americans. > > 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer > fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and > fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > CONCLUSION: > Eat and drink what you like. > Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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