Jim Kung

The two stories below are my favor.
1
A patient went to the hospital,and the doctor asked him,"Have you been to any other doctor before you came to see me?"
"No,sir.I went to a druggist,"the patient answered.
"That shows how much sense some people have!" said the doctor.
"And what sort of idiotic advice did he give you?"
"He told me to come to see you."

2
When I was young,my grandfather told me a story,he said,
"Very,very,very long ago,there was a hill, on the hill,there was a small temple. In the temple ,an old monk told to a young monk, he said ' Very,very,very long ago,there was a hill, on the hill,there was a small temple. In the temple ,an old monk told to a young monk, he said Very,very,very long ago,there was a hill, on the hill,there was a small temple. In the temple ,an old monk told to a young monk, he said ......' "