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Larisa Varenikova Which sign works better? -:)
Parvinder and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day. However, Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
A puzzled Habib asks Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3!!'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Parvinder shows Habib his sign....
It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '. -:)))))
Dimitry Lapushkin
WOW -:)))
Great story. And it is about the business -;))
Larisa Varenikova Country Sales Director / VP Sales Director
My client is rapidly expanding, solid and stable US based IT company with affiliated company in Ukraine is searching for experienced VP Sales Director (Country Sales Manager) with location in Kharkov.
Company information:
Leading global software development company focused on custom application development, software testing, web system design, and product support services. The company has ISO 9001 certified development centers in Eastern Europe. The innovation and growth achievements are reflected in winning prestigious Deloitte Technology Fast 50 award two years in a row. Global Services magazine ranked this company second in Top 5 Global Emerging Service Providers list. The company also was included into the Global Outsourcing Top 100 by the International Association of Outsourcing Professionals and Fortune magazine.
- Plans, leads and directs all aspects of Company's marketing and sales
policies, objectives, and initiatives.
- Develops, leads and oversees the sales team.
- Ensures the sales plan and team work are organized to achieve maximum
sales volume.
- Helps the sales team with contract negotiating and closing deals.
- Identifies and develops key marketing channels , practices and
- Creates marketing and sales budget and monitors its effectiveness.
- Oversees and analyzes competitive strategies, new markets and business
opportunities .
- Reports directly to Top Management.
Qualification requirements:
- Successful sales record of, specifically, outsourcing or custom
software development services;
- Demonstrates expertise in a variety of the field's concepts,
practices, and procedures;
- Proven management experience of a team of not less than 3 people;
- At least 6 years of experience in the field;
- Native-like English;
- Creative, motivated, goal-oriented individual;
- US or European education is a plus (not required);
- Knowledge of other languages is a plus (not required);
- Experience of living abroad and working in Western companies is a plus
(not required)
The company offers an excellent compensation and benefits package, exceptional bonus system, perspectives for growth, independence in decision making, non-bureaucratic work environment, trainings and professional teamwork. Excellent opportunities for growth and career progression. The company is great, the salary is very good and the perspectives are VERY interesting.
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Larisa Varenikova Why do we work and pay tax in South Africa ?
This I've got from my friend from South Africa today - I have find it interesting.
Enjoy! -:)))
A Zimbabwean arrives in Jo'burg as a new immigrant in South Africa . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. South African, for letting me in this country, and giving me free housing, food, free medical care, affirmative action job and free education!"
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Nigerian. I'm just here for the free medical care"
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in South Africa !"
The person says, "I'm not South African, I'm from Mozambique. I'm just here for the free housing"
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes hands and says, "Thank you for the wonderful South Africa !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Botswana, I am not a South African .I'm just here for the free education"
He finally sees a lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a South African? She says, "No, I am from Ghana !"
So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the South Africans?" The Ghana lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work!"
AND WE ARE! That is why you are able to read this here.... -:)
Larisa Varenikova COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE.
Even when these are old, it doesn't do any harm to look at them again from time to time:
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.-:)))


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